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Truth of Ruth
A public blog about personal success and failure.
Likes:
Tap beer in a tall glass.
Paperback books.
Voting early.
Family.
Plays.
Dislikes:
Blues music.
Karate chops.
Carmen Sandiago.
Design over function.
A Few of My Favorite Things
- Bust Magazine
- Butter Sugar Flour
- Everybody Likes Sandwiches
- Everyday Food at pbs.com
- Flickr Page
- How to Fix a Bike Blog
- Kate's Nydam Press Blog
- Kaye in Europe Blog
- Learning to Love You More
- Marathon Training
- Modern-Day Jane Blog
- Mornings with NPR
- Museum of Useful Things
- Nadarine
- Nydam Press Online Shop
- Rhubarb and Venison
- UC Arts Administration Program
4 comments:
Also ticketable offenses: jean shorts, t-shirts with large graphical representations of NASCAR, cheep beer, or low-end resort cities in Mexico.
let's get more specific:
jean shorts with the bottom of the front pockets hanging below the denim non-existant hem.
t-shirts stretched beyond their normal cotton flexibility---and also including the graphic presentation of a women's body in a bikini directly positioned over another woman's body.
also, for the classier police, shirts worn as dresses. and janet jackson performing at a live sporting event.
Bans to follow on:
-any shirt with a Calvin peeing on any object
-tattoos of Tweety Bird or the Tasmanian Devil
-fanny packs, especially when worn ironically
-those damn miniblind plastic sunglasses
Also, "born on the street" as a t-shirt slogan. In my opinion, almost worse than a tourist shirt.
Because anyone who would wear that clearly was NOT, and the rest of us are laughing at him. Him AND his bleach blonde mini-skirted girlfriend.
Also, let's ban scarves in 70 degree+ weather.
Amen.
Thanks for an awesome weekend, Ruthie-O!
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