Well! I would LIKE to post some pictures from this weekend's debauchery, but unfortuantely, I lost something very special to me. While enjoying our second dose of bud lite with three times the amount of green dye required for a pony keg (green lips, teeth, and later on, even poops were witnessed behind closed doors), our gracious host made a sweeping motion with his left hand, knocking asunder a large plastic glass of, as stated before, ridiculously dyed beer.
well, thankfully i was wearing the jeans tim has been threatening to throw away since he met me, but both my digital camera and ty-ty's fancy-dancy cellphone were innocent bystanders in this tragic situation.
the ending result? one useless hunk of digital know-how that is no longer a camera, a slight green tinge to my lips this morning, and, probably, several green deposits in the stine family bathroom.
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Truth of Ruth
A public blog about personal success and failure.
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5 comments:
Oh no!
I would often say to Aaron, we need a new camera, one like Ruth's. I guess now I shall complain in the past tense.
If it cheers you up at all, I saw a dog on Monday that was dyed green. It was a large poodle type breed.
Good thing you have a birthday coming up soon! I would mention that fact to all parents involved.
Don't mention it to me. I have already purchased your present. (And yours too, Aaron. Quit your whining.)
yayyy presents! but don't worry. i finished our taxes last night, so we'll use our ohio state return. what kind of camera do you have liz?
Booo on sweeping gestures. Yaaaaay on green dookie.
There were some colored animal crackers that Kate and I used to eat, and it would consistently turn our poops different colors. I can't remember if it was purple or green, but it was funny. At first I was all, "Am I sick? Am I very, very sick?"
Surely your gracious host was not Irish. We Irish are not known for wasting even a drop of our liquor.
~Needled By Nydam
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