Best headline ever.

This news story reminds me of a similar reaction I had a few years ago. Tim informed me of his plans for a bottle rocket fight (with goggles for eye protection) with other adult male friends in a large, dry, grassy field. And I was like...um...let me tell you a little story about the FIRE in fireworks. And you're dumb.


Also, please note the headline for this story:
Italian wives demand husbands make love, not explosions.

Thank you, Telegraph. Your british wit astounds me. Happy New Year!